Top 10 Must See
- Bruno – Number One
- The Avengers – Official Trailer #2 (HD)
- Сraziest Own Goal EVER!!!
- ‘My First Hardcore Song’ by 8 yr old Juliet OFFICIAL
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- Raw Video: Massive Band of Storms Hits Indiana
- Justin Bieber Gets His 18th Birthday Present
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- Movies In Minutes – Chronicle
- WHITE BOY WASTED feat. Dumbfounded –
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The Sitter: A comedy about a college student on suspension, who is coaxed into babysitting the kids next door, but he is fully unprepared for the wild night ahead of him. 03/20/12
TOP 5 Highest Grossing UNDESERVING
#1 HARRY POTTER 7 PART 2: Gross $1.3 billion
Wow what a lame ending! Did the art of storytelling become completely replaced by digital animation and graphics? In her massive hurry to trample the lines at the bank, the writer must have forgotten the entire basis and background of what the boy wizard was supposed to become. I just saw the movie yesterday and have already forgotten what happened. All I remember, is there was lots of fire and lightning.
#2 The Smurfs: Gross $562.4 million Surprise!
You’re now rich, over a piece of junk. This movie only brought in what it did due to the fact that so many called the show a childhood favorite. The lame production made the characters resemble very little of the original show and the plot was just all around LAME! Let’s not mention all of the advertising plugs crammed into this movie. I think the producers knew it was going to suck so bad they had to make a buck somewhere.
#3 THOR: Gross $448.5 million
In an attempt to make an Avengers movie, a string of comic based movies were put out to introduce characters, and build up to this comic fans wet dream of a movie. Most of these Movies were good…I said most. Thor is a boring movie that was completely rushed and under thought just to get it out of the way. But, of course, this movie brought in a ton of money. You can slap Marvel on the front of a bus and mow through millions of these brainwashed Comic Con followers.
#4 BRIDES MAIDS: Gross $288.4 million This movie is constantly being This movie is constantly being called “The Hangover” for women. Just this thought alone could give me one wicked hangover. Bridesmaid is nothing but a typical chick flicks with a few parts thrown in that are more disgusting than funny. If you add a few more parts that start out funny
but quickly become awkward and overbearing you will have this massively over-hyped Hollywood disaster.
#5 PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3: Gross $104 million If you have not seen the first movies, there is no point in jumping in and trying to watch the third. If you have had the opportunity to see the first two then there is no point in jumping in and watching the third! I will not lie number, 1 was awesome making you believe it was based on a real movie and real footage is what gave this movie the edge, then finding out it was fake. Holy smokes! Fell for it shame on me! Trying to create another one and expecting it to be scary, shame on you!
March Must See Movie
BOONDOCK SAINTS: Evil shall flourish when good men do nothing! Feeling that they are doing God’s will, two Catholic brothers from Boston set out to kill everyone in this Reservoir Dogs-style vigilante thriller. Brothers Conner and Murphy MacManus (Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus) take to performing their divine duty against the Russian mob. This cult classic is an absolute must see! We shall flow a river forth to thee and teaming with souls shall it ever be.
Classic Movies Of The Month
PLANET OF THE APES:
An astronaut crew crash lands on a planet in the distant future where intelligent talking apes are the dominant species, and
humans are the oppressed and enslaved. This movie crossed so many boundaries for its time; evolution, slavery, and women's rights.